You know how successful WarioWare has been? Those guys made this. You’re welcome CEOs, now you can stop crunching your employees to make the new games they’re working on and start crunching them to remake these instead. In an effort to make it easier for game company CEOs to do their incredibly difficult jobs, we decided to make a list of all the games that should be remade. Some may say we only think this way because we’re blinded by nostalgia or because the time period we played those games was the last time we were truly happy but to that we say, shut up.
No amount of innovation, technological advancements, or employee abuse will ever be able to match the greatness that was the games we played back in the day. What that means is we’re experts who know no matter how great gaming gets, it will never be as good as the games we loved in the past. We here at Hard Drive are all True Gamers™.